Heat Wave Goodbye
I dont know if its because i grew up in NY or if i just have thin skin, but i can not wait to get out of the TX heat tomorrow. I get dizzy from just walking outside. I also may have to overturn the NO SMOKING rule that exists in my house. Too hot for outside smoking. Can you imagine that? Me in a NO SMOKING house? Scary but true.
Anyway, Chris is gettin our touring vehicle looked at since the breaks are making noise. Im supposed to be doing laundry and packing clothes, but instead im reading Drudge Report, checking Myspace, eating chips, and sending dirty text messages. Its amazing how i dont actually talk on my phone anymore, just type.
This is what ive recieved in the last 2 hours in my inbox:
"What ya up to??"
"Have the charlatans quit your floor yet?"
"Ride that donkey"
"I laughed my ass all the way off. I have no ass."
"What you wanna do kangaroo?"
"I just had a fantastic meal and would like to go drinking now. where can i meet you?"
"You should never hang up on someone"
"U out?"
"At emos?"
"The brigade is cumin"
"naked in bed"
"a pity"
"Do you remember teachers have a lot to learn?"
"Got any wine?"
Now instead of conversations i have words with people. I used to think it was more convenient, but now im typing back 5 people at the same time, while having our conversation sentence by sentence. Its silly. And speaking of silly, go see Wedding Crashers. Ive seen 3 movies in the past 2 weeks and all 3 were good. Devils Rejects, Charilie and the Chocolate Factory, and Wedding Crashers. I think im still high on sour patch kids and 5 gallon butckets of cola. When did they start using the popcorn buckets as the soda cups? Pissing sugar for hours.